maybe I should....

wear a sign on my badge here at work saying "No, I am not married. No, I am not engaged. No, I do not have a boyfriend. Yes, I am single...And, sure I will meet your son/grandson/nephew/cousin/brother/etc....but he has too meet some pretty high criteria!" Maybe then, I won't have to explain myself to every single one of my patients. Or maybe I should just wear a sign that says "AVAILABLE!" Maybe that'll work.